"To answer your questions: 1. Yes, I really am that cute. And I know it. 2. The hairstyle is a tribute to Alfalfa, my favorite Little Rascal. 3. I have considered applying to be the next Gerber baby, but am not sure how that will fit in with my busy schedule."
"Strike a pose!"
"What was that? Did you have another question?"
"Heehee, hanging out by the pool is fun! Come back any time!"